hahaha, gotcha!

…as if I’m going to give stage time to the men I’ve dated, all willy nilly, just like that. Pull the other one! You have to come to my live shows for that… :)

I don’t blame you though, I would’ve clicked on it too, in all honesty. I love goss. But do you know what I also love? Being paid for my unfathomable creativity. I mean, look at you, here on an actual website. Reading an actual paragraph of actual bonus writing. I’m practically single-handedly restoring your blasted attention span for FREE. You’re welcome…

If you’d like to help enable me continue doing what I love, please consider becoming a paid subscriber to my substack or buying one of my freshly-restocked caps. Or, better still, come try your luck on finding out who the men are at my first ever live show Creep.

Harriet x